The “Happy Birthday: You’re Old” series included 50 caches, along with a couple of extras, all placed to celebrate Kiecker’s 50th birthday. Every cache description featured another reminder of what it means to reach middle age, from wisdom highlights and senior moments to the comforting thought that the best part of being over 50 is having done all your stupid stuff before the internet.
Naturally, The Dealfarms Duo and 2xrCody decided to see how many of them they could find.
🥇 The Race for the FTFs
RamseyWarrior had apparently received the same idea, only earlier and faster. She beat everyone into the area and claimed a large portion of the available FTFs. Still, several blank logs remained scattered throughout the series, and the group managed to claim a respectable collection of FTFs of their own.
The route did not follow the cache numbers in anything resembling numerical order. They began around #13, jumped into the 40s, returned to the teens, visited the extras, dropped into the single digits, and continued bouncing around from there. It was a route that could only have been designed by a geocacher—or possibly a gnome.
🍄 Something Gnomish Was Going On
In fact, Dealfarms had already started suggesting that some of the messages 2xrCody sent while planning the trip sounded suspiciously gnomish. That accusation was completely ridiculous. 2xrCody believes all the messages were perfectly normal. Yet the mysterious chicken watching from behind a tree seemed to disagree.
As they continued, the situation became increasingly suspicious. Tiny red hats appeared beside blank logs. Small boot prints surrounded the caches. Gnomes began hiding in the bushes, inspecting signatures, demanding snack taxes, and following the group with tiny clipboards. The chicken appeared at nearly every stop, sometimes accompanied by a cow that it was apparently teaching to cross the road.
It turns out 2xrCody was pulled through a wormhole filled with lost cache pens, unmatched socks, and one extremely smug gnome. Fortunately, he fell back out in time to sign the log and continue the series.
The gnomes held a small ceremony, the chicken delivered what may have been a congratulatory speech, and the cow attempted to eat the decorations. It was not quite how he had imagined celebrating find #800, but it was certainly memorable.
👋 More Cachers Join the Adventure
Later, kesleyk and OO dreamer came out and met up with the ridiculous others. They joined for a few caches and brought some much-needed additional witnesses.
Naturally, the moment other people arrived, the chicken began acting like a completely ordinary bird and all the gnomes froze in place like lawn decorations. Nobody believed what Dealfarms and Cody had been dealing with all day. That is exactly how the gnomes get away with it.
They did not complete a perfect sweep. A few caches refused to reveal themselves despite plenty of searching and some deliberately unhelpful directions from the local poultry. They also passed over a couple of blank logs so another cacher could enjoy an FTF—or that’s what they say….
🎂 The Birthday Man Arrives
Eventually, the old birthday man himself made an appearance. Kiecker came out later in the day and began finding some of the caches placed in celebration of his birthday.
After spending the day reading jokes about failing eyesight, grey hair, senior moments, and getting up to pee during the night, it was great to finally see the guest of honor enjoying his birthday series. Although Kiecker reported no sightings of gnomes, the likelihood of them following him was still particularly high.
🧭 More Than Another Day of Finds
This turned into one of those geocaching days that was about much more than adding numbers to the find count. Everyone earned several FTFs, celebrated 2xrCody’s 800th find, met up with friends, encountered an alarming number of gnomes, and helped celebrate a fellow geocacher’s milestone birthday.
It’s too hard to get up again.”
